I pranked Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic. I registered on Virgin Galactic’s website as a millionaire interested in investing $250,000 in the program. I was immediately contacted by David Clark of Astronaut Relations. My friend Brad and I emailed David Clark to set up a business call. During the call David offered to send a private jet to pick us up in Chicago, and fly us to an island to meet Richard Branson and see some F-1 race cars. We said we would be in Los Angeles, we should meet there, and fly together. Then, like an idiot I sent David the wrong email thread, and we were busted!
What a gem. What a freakin’ gem.
If I knew you weren’t coming I would hide
Close myself in a tiny room
And make a replica of you
Your hair frizzes and ear curves
Your clean jawlines and eyes that blur
I would re-create my imagined idea of you so perfectly that I would never need you
Because if you weren’t coming…
Bukkake! The Card Game
A strangely addictive card game based off of an age old Japanese fetish. Bukkake! The Card game blends the tongue-in-cheek nature of Cards Against Humanity with the elimination strategy of Battleship and Uno. A must have for any 18+ game night.
What is this world cumming to? *cue rimshot*
Two of my favorite #smartgirls
Can we get these two a record deal already? Or at the very least can someone tell Amy Poehler about them!
Yo Denethor smell ya later….
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30 Days of Marvel | Favorite Team
I’m so effed when it comes to the Holidays.
I only ever give 3 types of presents: I saw something and believed that it would make you smile every time you looked at it, you’ve said you needed something and haven’t gotten it for yourself and it’s within my means to give, or I’m going to force you…